JemaK's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Garth & Cliffe's Hotel 3]

The fuck was this??

And why are my ears bleeding?

Your cartoons suck, you have no sense of humor, you sound like your balls haven't even dropped yet. Who the hell are you? Get the hell out of here. Did you really think anybody would LIKE this? You'd best cancel your newgrounds account before someone decides to find your sorry asses and kick them until your eyes bleed.

[Star Clocks Episode 1]

Not bad.

Normally, I would detest anything I saw from the clockcrew. But your NG name doesn't have the word 'clock' in it, so I'll give you points for making something that was actually entertaining (a clockcrew rarity) Nice work

[Zero Wing: Definity Pt. 1]

I see...

I'm beginning to wonder if you actually played the Zerowing game, or if you just saw the cartoons on NG about it. Nonetheless, it looks very good and I'd like to see how it ends

TFX responds:

I did both. I downloaded a Genesis emulator and the Zero Wing ROM just to do research on the first one (and I beat the game, too). I watched all the movies here, I read up on the defunct Toaplan. You can read all about it in the Director's Notes for the original Zero Wing.

[Newgrounds Tour - Part 1]

Ain't this the truth

I liked this, I really did. Keep em coming

[Seinfeld: The Bottle]

Idiot.

If you honestly believe you're more intelligent than I am, you need to take a good look at the content of your flash. I'm gonna tell you this once, and once only; Piss off, queen.

[Goku holds spirit bomb]

Hey, Not bad.

Considering you probably did that with a mouse, it wasn't half bad. I'd like to see another movie with some more meat on it. This was pretty good

[College University pt 5]

Still the best

Someone needs to give these guys a series on TV. This would beat the hell out of 95% of anything on TV

[Crow Clock-Death to Rasp-]

A clockcrew movie I actually found interesting.

This is what the clockcrew movies should be. If you submitted more stuff like this, I, and so many others wouldn't hate you so much. But since you kept with old style (Telling everyone to vote 5 at the end of whatever movie you happen to crap out) I'll vote 4. Still, very nice movie.

[Robot Frank-Tribute]

ROFL

I had no idea any other NGers knew about robot frank! This was great. You gotta make more.

fourchinnigan responds:

As long as everything goes well, I and about 4 other people will be making longer better episodes along with the help of Robot Frank's creator. :)

[The Portal Is Not Enough]

Not bad, I suppose.

But it still doesn't make up for all the dogshit my eyeballs have bore witness to no thanks to you fuckwits. This puts you a little higher on my list of respect (right above Mikey.) but don't worry, one of your other assramming friends is bound to change that in the near future.