JemaK's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Guest Soft Outer Crust Ep]

Riiiiight....

Instead of watching porn, How about everyone watches me blast this movie? Let's begin. First of all, I fucking hate it when people take other peoples ideas- but at least you gave credit (otherwise admitting it) So that counts for something. Second, if you're going to put in subliminal messages at least make it something funny- like around the time of the elections I saw some that said "vote bush" and "gore sucks" and that was pretty cool. Third, couldn't you have done better? This wasnt that funny really, Nowhere in the history of mankind has ANYBODY gotten laid instantly for scratching his nutsack. In short, I dont know what the fuck you're on, but maybe you should have some more of it.

Uni responds:

Just...not a smart person, are you?

That episode is 100% made by me. The characters, are yes, took from Dave, with his permission, seeing he made a guest director contest.

Perhaps if you actually looked at the other SOC episodes, and not just judged like the 3 assed monkey you are, you'd actually have realized what a...well...3 assed monkey you are.

[The Mighty Gnome Dance]

Are you english or retarded?

Well, after the first 45 seconds I thought "okay, okay, the song is just starting it's going to get much funnier..." Then it ended. I want those 45 seconds back.

[DBZ in a Nutshell]

That was AWESOME

Obviously done on a whim- no preparation whatsoever. But one of the BEST portal entries EVER. If not for the sped up audio it would have been crap, but you made it glow. Great job

[Drunken Fun]

Ya sure you were drunk? Or were you just stupid?

You should stop doing flash cartoons under the influence of anything -- I do mean ANYTHING.

[Floor:83]

I'm speechless.

Excellent work. I can't seem to express enough of my emotion on the situation, so I'll leave it with this; God bless America.

[College University pt 3-2]

right ON..!

Awesome. Truly awesome.

[Dbz Kids- Episode 1]

Liar. You SO stole that...

Yeah, it's pretty obvious. Those characters are identical to the comic on planetnamek. Your flash skills could use some polishing too. (i.e. you music loop overlaps itself.) HOWEVER, the comic was great and I always thought that it would be even better animated. I encourage you to make more. Keep it goin'

MysticSonGohan responds:

You know what. Fuck you! Fuck everyone who thinks I stole this from Planet Namek! There identical, of coure they are, it's fucking Goku, Krillen, and Vegeta from DBZ! I thought it would be funny to put them in kid form! We both took the characters from DBZ! I didn't even know about this comic, until everyone said I was copying someone! So, you suck my good man! Everyone SHUT UP ALREADY!

[Ski Jump 2]

right ON..!

mmmmm... Pritt sticks...

[How Interesting]

Uhm... Wierd, I guess is the word.

Uh yes, I'd like a double order of strange, and this time go easy on the acid flashback...

Nice movie... What exactly were you on when you made it though? I want some.

523fnord responds:

I wish I could tell you I was on DMT or something exotic, but the truth is that I think most of the inspiration came from that music. Now, I have no idea what Belly Brain was on when he put THAT song together! I just thought I had an idea how to add visuals to it. Thanks for the review!

[WTC Equals War.]

Nice dedication.

Truly a disaster... My heart and prayer go to all victims and their families- God bless them all. I'm Praying with you.

MrCongeniality responds:

Isn't it a devistating event.