JemaK's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Smurfs]

I'll come right out and say it then.

Go fuck yourself. And not because you killed smurfs, I could care less. It's because this is something I'd expect to see from the clockcrew.

CreativeFetus responds:

so i should go and fuck myself, just because im not from the clockcrew?
gee thanks...

[Seinfeld: The Desk]

Oooh, 650 clockfuck supporters.

Too bad there's only about 20 times as many that hate you here on NG. By the way, your movie was insipid and reminded me of elevator music.

greydigger responds:

its ashame that 99% of them are lvl 1-5 n00bs who dont go to NG chat or use the BBS. NG isnt anticlock. Tom and Wade Fulp like the clocks. Wade is a member on the cc site. so just shaddap, and stop being a moron.

[Behind the Wall]

A breath of fresh air...

It's nice to see an entry on Newgrounds here and there that isn't gratuitously childish, violent, or just plain stupid. I like the way you drew all your characters by hand (or painted, rather). You're not bad with a brush, keep at it though, it could still look better.

DonQuixote responds:

Thanks for your compliment (and thanks to everyone else too), but as I've said before (although indirectly), these aren't finished products rather storyboards of ideas that I have in my head. That's why the art doesn't look that finished. Basically I wanted to get it down "on paper" as quickly as possible (maximum time of two weeks work -- and I apologise to SWORD for failing to answer his question, my only excuses being Newgrounds' policy against editing replies and my own nature of being scatter-brained and absent-minded).

(And now, at the risk of not saying everything that I wanted to say, I'll end this reply.)

[River City Ransom: REDUX]

Not bad at all

This was cool and everything, but I'm pretty sure Double Dragon came out before RCR. Double dragon was in the Arcades before RCR came out on (only?)the NES. Anyway, the nothing-but-an-mp3 for the audio was a little bit... annoying. Everything else was pretty good though, but it needs more content. And for god's sake, please learn how to make a preloader, I'm saying this supportively - nobody will respect a great movie as much as they would if it had all the bells and whistles, such as, a preloader. Just a tip to get better scores. Anyway, nice job, I'm anxious to see more.

RedXIII-4 responds:

Content- your right, there will be more next eppisode, I'm adding more story elements and more action and sound effects which everyone seems to want badly.

So far I'm still an idiot about a pre-loader but ImageNation Animation, the makers of Vampire Hunter INA and the DBZ vs Harry potter movies offered to help me out. Maybe I'll be smart and take a lesson from them.

Yeah, maybe Double Dragon did, I could be wrong, I didn't really research it.

-IAN-

[Zero Wing: Definity Pt. 1]

I see...

I'm beginning to wonder if you actually played the Zerowing game, or if you just saw the cartoons on NG about it. Nonetheless, it looks very good and I'd like to see how it ends

TFX responds:

I did both. I downloaded a Genesis emulator and the Zero Wing ROM just to do research on the first one (and I beat the game, too). I watched all the movies here, I read up on the defunct Toaplan. You can read all about it in the Director's Notes for the original Zero Wing.

[Robot Frank-Tribute]

ROFL

I had no idea any other NGers knew about robot frank! This was great. You gotta make more.

fourchinnigan responds:

As long as everything goes well, I and about 4 other people will be making longer better episodes along with the help of Robot Frank's creator. :)

[Vampire Hunter INA]

Very Nice.

Some of the animation wasn't nearly as dramatic as it could have been (I.E. Dropping the gun - The animation was too fast and the gun didn't rotate at all as it fell) But nonetheless, This was an EXCELLENT piece. Very good art and the sound was just about the perfect quality to not make the file too big. I want more. =)

ImageNation responds:

thanks glad you liked it we wanted to up the sound more but felt it would make the loading time even longer for 56 k users thanks

[Stiktrix]

I've always liked sticks...

But usually the movies people make w/ stick ppl in them not only suck, they nibble the back end of a goat's scrotum. This was different- badass if you will. I was quite impressed and would *really* like to see more. ^_^ good for you. (you get a 5.)

NEOTROPIC9 responds:

thanks for the review. that was a really cool review. especially the part about nibbling the back end of a goats scrotum hahahahaha. can i use that?

[All your spam r blong 2 ¥]

¥!!!!

Normally, I detest anything having anything to do with the clockcrew- but this was pretty good. Especially how your talker prog read "¥" as an alphanumeric address instead of saying "yen" Unexpected bug = humor. I like that.

bigbadron responds:

actually, i typed alt 0165 in the text to speech synth. i didn't want it to say yen, i wanted it to say ¥!

[The Bastard Snowman]

ROFL, That was Great!

Who the hell was that "CabbageClock" faggot that said "Oh, it's not a clock movie, but it's still okay."? Fucking clock crew, would anybody else like to help me find these people and kick each of them square in the testicles?

AGandPJ responds:

LOl thatnks for the review JemaK. Thanks to everyone for the great reviws. Looks like our 10 hour non-stop animation day has paye doff with this great movie. iI have only one problem - People keep voting this movie down (in otherwords voting 0) For no reason whatsoever. I and many others think these people are honestly cowards as they do not review the film telling us WHY they voted 0. I think it could just be down to Cowardly acts and jealousy. Show your faces, you poo poo heads!