JemaK's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Happy Birthday, Mom]

That was great

That was really funny. Keep it up!

patman21 responds:

Wow, you actually liked it. Thanks. (The rest of you could learn from my new friend here. LEARN.)

[Sega Vs. Nintendo Match 1]

Pretty good.

An Intelligent Individual's respone: (To the previous review)
It's called a "Lead-in" you retard-- and it was pretty good too. The fact that it didn't have the fight along with it's file size means that it's going to be good if it's anywhere close to what this is. Have you no sense of humor? Get the fuck out of here.
*To the author* --
Nice stuff. Try to be a little less forgiving with these satards for Christ's sake. And you had better make that other part. Do it! Or I'll give you scabies. ^_^ peace.

Rikimaru-Azlar responds:

Thanks man, i'll try and finish the second part as soon as possible, but try and improve on elements of it. I've already got 6 punches that knuckles can do. Thanks for sticking up for me to. 'ppreciate it :)

[Beaverz!!!111]

...Jesus CHRIST That was annoying

Listen Dickwad, there's much more than 500 stick movies on this site and each and EVERY one was better than this. You know why? Because THEY didn't some F-ing fairy kid (I can only assume it was you.) screaming into a mic and point-blank range making him sound like he's being anally violated by a farm animal. Do the world a favor and become a hermit. (Or find some way to make your balls drop so you dont sound like that anymore)

LieutenantWario responds:

Dude, chill. I meant to do it like that. Since I was too lazy to find the real "AAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!" sound from Star Fox.

[Yoshi's Island (Razoric)]

Gay.

It took you THAT long to come up with THIS..?

Razoric responds:

"THAT long"? Dude what the hell are you talking about? I did this in like 3 hours when I had free time. Fuckin fag.

[Bounce! 1.2]

That was pretty cool.

At first, I must admit, I thought it would suck. But then it transformed into a lo-tech masterpiece. I really liked it.

CrispShadow responds:

thanks a bunch man, people keep reviewing this badly for some odd reason... thanks ta yous and those other 2 people for restoring somma my faith in reviewers :9

[Guest Soft Outer Crust Ep]

Riiiiight....

Instead of watching porn, How about everyone watches me blast this movie? Let's begin. First of all, I fucking hate it when people take other peoples ideas- but at least you gave credit (otherwise admitting it) So that counts for something. Second, if you're going to put in subliminal messages at least make it something funny- like around the time of the elections I saw some that said "vote bush" and "gore sucks" and that was pretty cool. Third, couldn't you have done better? This wasnt that funny really, Nowhere in the history of mankind has ANYBODY gotten laid instantly for scratching his nutsack. In short, I dont know what the fuck you're on, but maybe you should have some more of it.

Uni responds:

Just...not a smart person, are you?

That episode is 100% made by me. The characters, are yes, took from Dave, with his permission, seeing he made a guest director contest.

Perhaps if you actually looked at the other SOC episodes, and not just judged like the 3 assed monkey you are, you'd actually have realized what a...well...3 assed monkey you are.

[Dbz Kids- Episode 1]

Liar. You SO stole that...

Yeah, it's pretty obvious. Those characters are identical to the comic on planetnamek. Your flash skills could use some polishing too. (i.e. you music loop overlaps itself.) HOWEVER, the comic was great and I always thought that it would be even better animated. I encourage you to make more. Keep it goin'

MysticSonGohan responds:

You know what. Fuck you! Fuck everyone who thinks I stole this from Planet Namek! There identical, of coure they are, it's fucking Goku, Krillen, and Vegeta from DBZ! I thought it would be funny to put them in kid form! We both took the characters from DBZ! I didn't even know about this comic, until everyone said I was copying someone! So, you suck my good man! Everyone SHUT UP ALREADY!

[How Interesting]

Uhm... Wierd, I guess is the word.

Uh yes, I'd like a double order of strange, and this time go easy on the acid flashback...

Nice movie... What exactly were you on when you made it though? I want some.

523fnord responds:

I wish I could tell you I was on DMT or something exotic, but the truth is that I think most of the inspiration came from that music. Now, I have no idea what Belly Brain was on when he put THAT song together! I just thought I had an idea how to add visuals to it. Thanks for the review!

[WTC Equals War.]

Nice dedication.

Truly a disaster... My heart and prayer go to all victims and their families- God bless them all. I'm Praying with you.

MrCongeniality responds:

Isn't it a devistating event.