JemaK's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Behind the Wall]

A breath of fresh air...

It's nice to see an entry on Newgrounds here and there that isn't gratuitously childish, violent, or just plain stupid. I like the way you drew all your characters by hand (or painted, rather). You're not bad with a brush, keep at it though, it could still look better.

DonQuixote responds:

Thanks for your compliment (and thanks to everyone else too), but as I've said before (although indirectly), these aren't finished products rather storyboards of ideas that I have in my head. That's why the art doesn't look that finished. Basically I wanted to get it down "on paper" as quickly as possible (maximum time of two weeks work -- and I apologise to SWORD for failing to answer his question, my only excuses being Newgrounds' policy against editing replies and my own nature of being scatter-brained and absent-minded).

(And now, at the risk of not saying everything that I wanted to say, I'll end this reply.)

[You Jerk!]

Poor guy

Oh, SURE. Blame it on the MAN. (This was pretty funny. And a WAKEUP CALL to all you Goddamned self-righteous whores in this world that think 'just because it has a penis, I can blame it for anything')

[Love]

Very funny

Nice subtle lead-in. I didn't know this was going to be a funny movie at first. I like the "hand-drawn-comicbook" kind of frame advancement you had there, it turned out looking rather good.

[Zelda: "Every RPG Ever."]

Heh heh THAT was funny.

This made me laugh hard enough to go into a fit of coughing... You're gonna kill me. This was pretty humorous, I can't wait to see your next work.

[Fatality! Olskoo NES!]

Pretty good

I'll be honest, at first I thought you were just some dick ripping Zug off, but I'm pleased to see that you're not. Your work here actually had flavor and was worth a laugh- I applaud you, I'd like to see more.

- Ian "JemaK"

[Childhood Confessions]

Hehehe, Reminds me of "Brain Candy"

Ever see that movie?
"..And then Jesus-- I mean, Dr. Cooper, gave me his new wonderdrug, Gleemonex... And since then I've become much more productive... Now I'm a security guard... With a gun."
Nice job on the "Twitchy Kid Testimonial" angle, added to the humor a lot.

[>>> Kung Fu 2 <<<]

Pretty nice.

I think you may have your Belmont's confused, but don't quote me on that. The boss jumping wasn't THAT bad, only a little anti-climactic after such a flash movie. I'm anxious to see your next movie. (Who's the green guy? Link or That Bionic Commando dude? maybe someone else, A ninja turtle?)

[DDR Dave Thomas]

Great Fries! Repeat! Buy Seven Fries!

Dude, that really does sound like what they're saying in DropOut. This is an awesome movie DanceDance is the shit. Are you going to make another movie for the Dropout remix in DDRMAX2?

[Vegeta's gone Mad!]

Notice how he didn't have a real preloader himself

^_^ Ain't it the truth?? I mean, jesus. If you're going to write a crappy review, forget it, vote 0 and be done with it. This rivals that "Welcome to the portal" cartoon by that guy from FuckSociety (the Soft Outer Crust author... you know.) *This* is humor, please make some more... ...Or I will go Super Saiya-jin on your ass.

[Wrong Impression: Mikey]

Mikey meets B.B. hood. Genius.

I gave it all 10's because it deserved it. This is the best NG entry I've seen in weeks, maybe months, I was rolling on the floor when I watched this one. Very good job. But that's to expect, you've made a lot of good flash.