JemaK's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Stainville Episode 1]

Bad

I couldn't tolerate more than about a minute of this. Sorry. It just wasn't funny and the quality wasn't there.

Alpha-Nuva responds:

i can understand that. honestly, i didn't think this was gonna do too hot.

[Work It]

This is still fucking stupid

And I will most certainly repost this if you delete it again.

This movie is complete garbage.

HedgehogPie responds:

Whoa buddy, I made this movie like 6 years ago. I've only just now remembered my login info. I don't ever remember deleting a previous review by anyone... so, I'm sorry I guess? I agree, it is complete garbage. 6 years ago though, and this just now, eh?

[The Pirate Collab]

Mostly nonsense.

Animation was actually quite good, but otherwise this was not necessarily funny or interesting in any other way.

Bertn responds:

lalala.

[The Food Collab]

Had to close it before it was over.

I just didn't find this to be very funny. Most of the animation was pretty good, but quite honestly I was expecting clocks to appear on the food objects at any moment. Seems like the kind of thing they would do.

TheBoogley responds:

Oh JemaK, you have saddened me greatly...

[The Life of Something]

That wasn't funny at all.

Why is this in the Funny collection?

UberMan5000 responds:

Because it's funny, duh. 9_9

[Stop Your Shitty Posting]

What?

I'm laughing, but I'm not sure why...

(No, seriously, this was actually pretty funny.)

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

thanks!

[-Play-]

Nice...

You, my friend, have talent. Not to mention rhythm. This is NOT "Entertainment," quite the contrary, I implore everyone to enjoy this for the piece of ART that it is.

Very nice work.

-J-

Dustball responds:

Thanks! Although I prefer to think that it is in fact art AND entertainment!

[Hitler's Rant]

Couldn't understand a fucking word.

I know what you're trying to do with this, and I respect that. Foamy rant was kinda funny, and this is a parody of that because it was simple. But, seriously, at least the guy that made foamy rant deliberately spoke slowly so people could understand WTF was being said when the audio was sped up. You... didn't.

McGornistan responds:

Understand this pal...

FUCK YOU.

[(2003)Bar Fight!]

WOW

I love Claymation, but I usually hate it whenever it's in NG because it's done extremely poorly, but this is a delightful exception. You've got some real talent there. All you movements are smooth and it looks like you really took your time and put effort into the work. If anything at all, the only problem I see is with the sound. It was a bit bland, but the sound wasn't the focus. I applaud you.

Knox responds:

thank you very much,goodnight

[Making of Zelda Movie]

FINALLY!

Yes! This is great! The next time some fuckwit tries to convince me that a Legend of Zelda motion picture is a good idea, I'm going to say "You're a Fucking RETARD." And point them here. THANK YOU.

MetalMaverick responds:

lol, well hopefully someone will come around and do a Zelda Movie "the right way".