JemaK's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Making of Zelda Movie]

FINALLY!

Yes! This is great! The next time some fuckwit tries to convince me that a Legend of Zelda motion picture is a good idea, I'm going to say "You're a Fucking RETARD." And point them here. THANK YOU.

MetalMaverick responds:

lol, well hopefully someone will come around and do a Zelda Movie "the right way".

[Rockman Neo]

Great work!

Except that Rockman Neo is the name of the Japanese "Megaman Legends"

[Grimace is Dead]

Well made, but you sound like a pussy activist.

You wouldn't happen to be that idiot that tried to sue one of those fastfood companies because you didn't know that eating there every day would make you fat? ..Maybe you're not. But the people that get obese because of fast food are what's wrong with this world, why society is hellbent on retarding the process of natural selection is beyond me. Person is an idiot. Person eats at Burger King until said person is 500 pounds. Person dies. Evolution at work. Who cares?

[MK: Outtakes]

Hysterical

I don't understand how you could have some that nearly made me wet myself, then so many that were just retarded. Anyway, on the whole, this was damn funny.

[Tribute To Animators]

A breath of fresh air.

It's nice to see something like this once in a while, but alas, it is a lost cause. It's like telling all the little l337 d00d children on the internet to finally let their balls drop, grow the hell up, and use that shiny Capslock key to make some of their letters small. **I HAVE USED FLASH**. And I have submitted nothing because I know full well how difficult it is, and the amount of time required to release a quality piece is something I do not have. More power to those who believe the right to use such things as Motor Vehichles, etc. Should be based on ability and intelligence rather than age. Don't have anything intelligent to say? Insist on using all caps? Burning in the loins comprise all of your thoughts with Punc+u4+10n? Shut the fuck up.

[A Very Mario Christmas]

Terrible.

Explain to me why all the characters were microscopic - Except for the gargantuan yoshi. This was absolutely terrible.

[Kung Fu Test Animation]

Hey, not that bad.

I thought this was going to be just another Xiao Xiao wannabe with some 5 fps piece of crap. I was suprised. You get my only good vote of today.

[Final Fantasy VBall]

Blow my whistle, Bitch.

Very well done movie. Particularly the way Sabin died. I'm still laughing. Continue the series

[MoxieClock Party Time!]

I'll be damned... A decent clock movie.

Hey, not bad. It's nice to see one of you douche bags got some talent. But, sorry; Strawberryclock ain't the king of shit. You probably think Al Gore is president too, don't you?

[all yor base r blong 2 us]

Low score because I dont believe this is your work

I could be wrong, so I won't vote zero.