JemaK's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Super Mario bros Z ep 6 (old series)]

This is pretty damn impressive.

I've been back and forth on this site since the portal a short list of thirty flash cartoons on a hand-written html page. It's been some time since I have seen anything quite this impressive. There was a day when I outright ejaculated over anything and everything Mario or Anime or OMGDBZLOL!!!!1. But those times have passed, and I've really outgrown a lot of it.

But this, this struck a chord in my childhood that I don't think I'll ever let go of. I have never seen such prowess in Flash and amateur story writing combined in my entire lifetime.

I don't think I've written a review or even as much as logged in here in at least two years as far as I recall; but I had to today. This is not just some nerd-fantasy cartoon like most anything that contains all of "Mario", "Sonic" and/or the letter "Z". No. This is an epic piece of work that richly deserves the cult following that I can only assume it possesses.

Do not allow anything that anyone says to dissuade you from completing this project. As far as I am concerned, this is the most worthy movie series in the entire Newgrounds database.

This is art.

It is quite a shame that this review is all but meaningless, destined to a life of obscurity in the vast sea of mental dysfunction written by fifteen year old boys who will forever hate you with every fiber of their acne for not including a Goku or a fucking Inu Yasha or whatever. But I know that there are kind, mature, constructive things written here every now and again; and it is possible that maybe, just maybe, they'll be seen.

Please stay the course and don't keep us awaiting too long for episode seven.
You have created a masterpiece.

[Flash Comedy Extravaganza]

Excellent work

A very astute observation and poignant statement indeed. Fantastic work. Only complaint I have is as hilarious as that instructional video was the length at which the broken sound had to be endured was a little much, but I laughed like thirty seconds into it nonetheless.

I lolled. Great work.

[Rockman!! Next Attack]

Gorgeous!

This was absolutely beautiful. The art was clean, the animation was smooth, and the music was appropriate. I've never seen a piece more deserving of a perfect score.

I sincerely hope that this project is going to be used as a resume enhancement. Work like this should be able to land you a job almost anywhere. Definately worthy of Capcom. Great job.

[Megaman Short -part 2-]

Alright, lets count it up...

You have Protoman (Pronounced 'PRO-TOE-MAN'. NOT 'PROT-OH-MAN'.) Megaman X, and Roll from Megaman Legends. You have successfully mismatched three different game plotlines. Nice work.
Sega didn't "sell" itself either. They still exist today, and are making games. They merely dissolved their console division after their losses on the Dreamcast.
I also have a time-saving tip for your next project since I noticed you complain about it in your authors notes...You can forego the long, inane, long, non-funny, long, silly, long intro that apparently only I watched anyway. Not necessary.

[Love me Love me not]

Cute story

It's nice to see some females on Newgrounds every so often. This was a cute story, would make a good children's book. This isn't really my cup of tea, but I have to give credit when it is due. This was some really good work.

[Self-Portrait]

That's terrible.

Why the hell would you do something like this? Awful and tasteless.

[Skittles N' Bitz 8]

Pretty good stuff

I can't tell if you're trying too hard, or not hard enough... I like the physical aspects of the work, the animation is very clean and smooth, and the sound quality is high and sounds professional enough for the subject matter. But it's the humor... It's not that the jokes are awful, they're just things I would have laughed at when I was twelve, or thirteen maybe. It's unfortunate that I cannot pinpoint for you what exactly it is that you're missing, but the joke-writing isn't the best aspect of the work...by a longshot. Don't take it personally, please. A lot of idiots take it personally and their work never gets any better. Good luck to you.

[eBaums world dot com]

Yes. Yes. YES.

I need a towel.