JemaK's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Indiana Bones Trailer]

Great

That was awesome. I'm totally sending you a voice sample. Keep it going

[McDonalds]

Yeah, I've seen this before...

Still funny though.

[Tribute to PineappleClock]

What?

I feel sorry for the guy dying (or maybe the guy didnt die, he just quit doing the clock crap because it was retarded.)... I do NOT, however, feel sorry for "Pineapple clock" As an entity. Would you people just fucking grow up and quit trying to piss us "intelligent folk" off? Get a new hobby and some real friends for Christ's sake.

[L33t Cr3w]

L337 |= / I_ /\/\

Even though I absolutely hate it when people think they're cool talking with punctuation (also hating how they're always trying to convince you they have male genitalia)
This was a really awesome flick. I don't know, maybe I just have a major jones for this game-sprite film dealy whatever. This is the best I've seen in a LONG time. I hope you finish it soon.
(FINISH IT! Or I'll give you scabies.)
=)

[Its True Its True!]

Oh, It's true alright...

...He's a fairy, It's true, oh, it's true.
(I laughed. Nice movie.)

[Kentucky Fried Animation]

WHY ISNT THIS IN THE TOP 50???

This is the coolest thing i've ever seen... I... I... I need another drink.
(Gave it an interactivity of 10 because after four beers and a bong it, it BECOMES interactive.)

[Sega Vs. Nintendo Match 1]

Pretty good.

An Intelligent Individual's respone: (To the previous review)
It's called a "Lead-in" you retard-- and it was pretty good too. The fact that it didn't have the fight along with it's file size means that it's going to be good if it's anywhere close to what this is. Have you no sense of humor? Get the fuck out of here.
*To the author* --
Nice stuff. Try to be a little less forgiving with these satards for Christ's sake. And you had better make that other part. Do it! Or I'll give you scabies. ^_^ peace.

Rikimaru-Azlar responds:

Thanks man, i'll try and finish the second part as soon as possible, but try and improve on elements of it. I've already got 6 punches that knuckles can do. Thanks for sticking up for me to. 'ppreciate it :)

[Beaverz!!!111]

...Jesus CHRIST That was annoying

Listen Dickwad, there's much more than 500 stick movies on this site and each and EVERY one was better than this. You know why? Because THEY didn't some F-ing fairy kid (I can only assume it was you.) screaming into a mic and point-blank range making him sound like he's being anally violated by a farm animal. Do the world a favor and become a hermit. (Or find some way to make your balls drop so you dont sound like that anymore)

LieutenantWario responds:

Dude, chill. I meant to do it like that. Since I was too lazy to find the real "AAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!" sound from Star Fox.

[The MAME song]

Oh HELL yes.

*sniff*

[Senor Barajas' Halloween]

Gay... Retarded... What else can I fit in here?

You're a lesbian. You talk a lot and you don't let me watch. What? I like the pickles without the windows.