JemaK's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Guest Soft Outer Crust Ep]

Riiiiight....

Instead of watching porn, How about everyone watches me blast this movie? Let's begin. First of all, I fucking hate it when people take other peoples ideas- but at least you gave credit (otherwise admitting it) So that counts for something. Second, if you're going to put in subliminal messages at least make it something funny- like around the time of the elections I saw some that said "vote bush" and "gore sucks" and that was pretty cool. Third, couldn't you have done better? This wasnt that funny really, Nowhere in the history of mankind has ANYBODY gotten laid instantly for scratching his nutsack. In short, I dont know what the fuck you're on, but maybe you should have some more of it.

Uni responds:

Just...not a smart person, are you?

That episode is 100% made by me. The characters, are yes, took from Dave, with his permission, seeing he made a guest director contest.

Perhaps if you actually looked at the other SOC episodes, and not just judged like the 3 assed monkey you are, you'd actually have realized what a...well...3 assed monkey you are.

[The Mighty Gnome Dance]

Are you english or retarded?

Well, after the first 45 seconds I thought "okay, okay, the song is just starting it's going to get much funnier..." Then it ended. I want those 45 seconds back.

[DBZ in a Nutshell]

That was AWESOME

Obviously done on a whim- no preparation whatsoever. But one of the BEST portal entries EVER. If not for the sped up audio it would have been crap, but you made it glow. Great job

[Drunken Fun]

Ya sure you were drunk? Or were you just stupid?

You should stop doing flash cartoons under the influence of anything -- I do mean ANYTHING.

[Floor:83]

I'm speechless.

Excellent work. I can't seem to express enough of my emotion on the situation, so I'll leave it with this; God bless America.

[College University pt 3-2]

right ON..!

Awesome. Truly awesome.

[Ski Jump 2]

right ON..!

mmmmm... Pritt sticks...